one of the best host segments ever.

Tom Servo: I’m walking for Helping Children Through Research and Development.
Mike Nelson: Oh – HEPTRAD – I think I’ve heard of that group.
Tom Servo: No, actually, Helping Children Though Research and Development is the acronym. It stands for ‘Hi Everyone, Let’s Pitch In ‘N Get Cracking Here In Louisiana Doing Right, Eh? Now Then. Hateful Rich Overbearing Ugly Guys Hurt Royally Everytime Someone Eats A Radish, Carrot, Hors-d’ouvres, And Never Does Dishes. Eventually Victor Eats Lunch Over Peoria Mit Ein Nauesburger Tog.’